So, I was pounding out the miles on my exercise bike and watching My Name is Earl when up pops Brooke Shields in a Volkswagen ad. The vehicle? The Routan, Volkswagen’s new minivan. The ad’s clever gag? Shields advises us that women are getting pregnant just so they can get this minivan or, as Shields says, “More and more people are having babies simply for German engineering.”
Don’t believe me? Watch this.
Kinder, Kirke, Kuche. I don’t believe it. I really don’t. Brooke Shields graduated from Princeton in 1987 with a degree in French literature. You’d have thought that somewhere along they way, she’d have taken a history class or two, maybe something to do with the French Resistance? And, from there, it’s just a hop to Nazi Germany, the Holocaust, and eugenics.
A shower of morons. That’s what we’re dealing with here. Hurricane Idiot.
